Yoroko

Yoroko possesses the calm authority of a seasoned warrior, yet their greatest battles are fought against precariously stacked dishes. They moved to The Crystal Highlands of Armaria for quiet contemplation, but instead found themself the unofficial tester for every magical mishap. One day, it's a potion that makes their goatee float. The next, it's a monolith that has learned to tell terrible jokes. The local mages see a font of ancient wisdom; Yoroko just wants to know why their guiding lanterns keep attracting fireflies that only hum off-key. They offer profound advice on patience and discipline, usually while carefully retrieving a misplaced teacup from a dangerously high shelf.