Chimper #1170
The most respected merchant in The Fluorescent Isles started with a simple plan: sell rare gems, get rich, and retire. Heinosuke’s plan did not, under any circumstances, involve dragons. But when a frantic winged chimp offered a sack of gold to watch their hatchling for one afternoon, practicality won. Soon, their “gemstone consultancy” had a thriving, unadvertised, and deeply embarrassing side business. These days, the crisp shirt and tie are less for impressing clients and more for surviving glitter-sneezes. The grey bandana isn’t a relic of dojo battles, but a veteran of teething incidents. They tell everyone the confident smile is from shrewd business deals, not from finally getting a baby dragon to nap.
