Tsukijirou

The singing locals in The Heart of the Forest claim Tsukijirou's Love Wand can make a stone weep. The legend began with a simple quest for a ripe berry bush. While poking at some vines, Tsukijirou stumbled, tripping a passing bandit who was fleeing with a village elder's prized banjo. The bandit went sprawling, the banjo was saved, and Tsukijirou was hailed as a master of non-violent justice. This was the first of many such accidents. A sneeze that extinguished a runaway campfire was lauded as a display of elemental control. Their uncanny ability to find the best napping spots is now mistaken for profound meditation. Tsukijirou is utterly bewildered by the reverence, a quiet force whose sheer presence seems to warp causality like Musashi, only with far more clumsiness. The eye patch? A bee sting. The village thinks it seals their overwhelming power.