Chimper #152
Every morning, Hisashirou attempts to toast a marshmallow using the faint energy hum of their Mega Sabre. 'Is that... safe?' visiting mages often whisper to their sibling, Shouzaemon. 'Safer than their sword practice,' Shouzaemon will mutter back. The wizards of The Crystal Highlands of Armaria hired a guardian and received a conundrum. Tales are told of the time Hisashirou, hiding their blushing face behind a panda fan, tripped over their own feet. The panicked swing of their sabre unleashed a wave of force that accidentally annihilated a Cult of Kaze scouting party on a distant cliff. Hisashirou was just inconsolable about scuffing their fan.