Kougetsu

Kougetsu was supposed to be a samurai. Their family sent them to The Crystal Highlands of Armaria with pristine training gear and stern instructions to learn discipline from the stoic rock wizards. But the wizards taught focus, and Kougetsu’s focus was always on the shimmering pools, not the spinning monoliths. Their sword katas were often interrupted by the sudden urge to practice their casting motion with a nearby stick. One afternoon, a rogue magical construct clattered towards a group of young mages. While others prepared spells, Kougetsu panicked, fumbled for their katana, and instead threw their half-eaten jam toast. The sticky mess landed squarely on the construct's glowing core, shorting it out with a sad fizzle. They are still a terrible samurai, but they are a legend for inventing jam-based defense.