Chimper #176
Every morning at The Dojo, Riben the Peculiar unsheathes their ancestral blade, a weapon rumored to have once cleaved a mountain, and uses its flawless edge to peel a single grape for their breakfast. The other trainees simply stare. Riben possesses a transcendent power that shimmers in the air around them, a force some whisper rivals that of the great Oda. Yet, they apply this immense energy to tasks like keeping their baggy sweater perfectly unwrinkled or winning staring contests with the frogs by the lake. Their evolution to a higher state was not achieved through brutal combat, but reportedly during a vexing attempt to fold a bedsheet perfectly square. Frustration gave way to enlightenment. They are a warrior of supreme potential and baffling priorities.
