Chimper #1831
Ninjirou the Sleepyhead is the deadliest archer in the whole of The Teikodian Empire. Courtiers whisper of a transcendent battle focus, a state of mind so pure it rivals even Musashi’s legendary will. They speak of arrows loosed in a blur, finding their mark through swirling snow and the chaos of battle. When asked the secret to their evolved power, Ninjirou simply offers a smug smirk from behind their kitty-patch eye cover and retires to their chambers. The truth is far less mystical. Ninjirou’s peerless aim only manifests in the fuzzy, tranquil moments just before they fall asleep. Fully awake, they can barely hit the broad side of the Emperor's palace. Their most guarded secret is not a technique; it's a very specific brand of chamomile tea.
