Chimper #2020
Every morning, Yuuzuki polishes their glasses, packs their guiding lanterns, and ensures a fresh carton of strawberry milk is tucked into their ninja morph. They were once the proud proprietor of a teahouse in Waterfall City, a venture that failed so spectacularly the fish at the bottom of the falls complained about the taste. Defeated, they decided to pivot to a career with less customer feedback: espionage. Their training was… unconventional. They once tried to shadow a corrupt merchant but ended up reorganizing their spice rack for better efficiency. Another time, they left a half-finished carton of milk at a secret meeting point. Yet, somehow, it works. Targets confess their schemes, disarmed by an offer of a sweet drink and genuine concern for their well-being. They lost a business, but found a calling where being kind is the ultimate disguise.