Chimper #2780
The Gastronome of the Barrens they called Moriho, though never to their face. Most who stumbled upon them in The Dragon Wastelands saw only a fool: a chimp with a monocle scrutinizing swamp water and a ridiculous Giga Burger effigy for a hat. Scavengers saw an easy mark. They learned, in the single second it took for the ancient katana to clear its sheath, that their assumptions were flawed. Moriho dispatched them with the bored efficiency of a chef plating a dish made a thousand times. They didn't seek battle; battle was simply another unrefined interruption in a land devoid of taste. The power others compared to Musashi was, to Moriho, merely a tool for securing a moment's peace to contemplate their next, inevitably disappointing, meal.