Chimper #3229
The polished rock chakra on Kyaraka’s back makes an excellent mobile display for their top-selling product: candied throwing stars. In the bustling markets of The Great Panda City, everyone knows the cheerful merchant in the ninja mask. They claim the mask is to hide their face after a tragic, yet hilarious, splinter incident involving bamboo. When asked to demonstrate the fabled defensive art of Kaunto-juba, Kyaraka performs a series of dramatic poses that inevitably end with them tripping over their own feet. It’s a fantastic act, and business is booming. The twist isn’t that they are secretly a master assassin. The real secret is that they were kicked out of the Panda Council’s covert ops training for being incurably playful. The rock was part of their final exam, which they failed so spectacularly it magically fused to their back.