Chimper #3833
One flawless ruby-hilted katana, two pairs of custom-ground spectacles, and a single, deeply unfortunate encounter with a root vegetable. Shagunaaya, a noble from The Crystal Highlands of Armaria, was convinced their dueling prowess was the stuff of legend. Hearing tales of Musashi, they traveled for weeks to issue a formal challenge. They found the warrior not in a grand dojo, but tending a small garden. Shagunaaya, clad in immaculate pink silk, demanded a duel. Musashi, without looking up, tossed them a radish. Annoyed, Shagunaaya performed a blindingly fast kata, dicing the vegetable in mid-air. Musashi picked up a slice, examined it, and simply said, “Too thick.” That was it. Shagunaaya’s spirit broke. They never drew their sword in anger again.