Chimper #4512
"Don't buy from Higuru," a frog merchant warned a newcomer near the plaza of Waterfall City. "Their wares are touched by things we don't speak of." The local consensus is that Higuru, with their crisp tie and ridiculous fox beanie, traffics in forbidden goods. They see the strange glow in their eyes and assume dark bargains are struck. What the gossip leaves out is the nature of these curses. One of Higuru's most popular items is a self-writing quill that only ever composes passive-aggressive notes. Another is a potion that makes you forget why you walked into a room, every time. Their bestseller is a teapot that brews the most delicious tea imaginable, but the spout is designed to spill half of it. Higuru isn't a heretic against the gods; they're a heretic against convenience.