Chimper #4951
Iwaki owns a suit sharp enough to command an empire, but their only real asset is a carved cane that's surprisingly good for poking at suspicious puddles. They stride through The Dragon Wastelands with the confidence of a titan of industry, treating howling winds as "market headwinds" and ghost dragons as "unrealized assets." Their recon headset, once fried, was repaired by an exasperated Mekanikku who mostly just wanted them to stop dripping on sensitive equipment. The defector told Iwaki it now picked up "inter-realm acquisition signals." These days, it mostly crackles. Following one such signal, Iwaki has found their biggest client yet: the colossal skeleton of a long-dead beast. Adjusting their tie, they tap their cane on a fossilized rib. "Let's talk synergy."