Kakushirou

Three cracked training dummies, two accidental tumbles into the dojo lake, and one recon headset that mostly picks up gossip about the chef's secret recipes. Kakushirou was, by all accounts at The Dojo, a terrible fighter. They had the fierce eyes for it, but their concentration was always elsewhere—listening to a whispered plan three courtyards away instead of the instructor in front of them. During one particularly hopeless sparring match, their headset crackled with an enemy's strategy. Kakushirou, mishearing the intel completely, charged forward yelling about a weak flank and a craving for dumplings. The sheer, baffling confidence of the attack sent their opponent reeling. Sutaraito witnessed the whole disaster and recruited them on the spot, believing anyone that chaotic was a weapon against order.