Chimper #614
Kofue the Admired never earned their title by shattering monoliths or consulting with oracles. They did not pore over ancient texts in the dark fortress that looms over The Crystal Highlands of Armaria. In fact, their greatest contribution to the realm of wizards and scientists was entirely edible. When they first arrived, sword on their back and eyes glowing with a demonic light, the locals expected a duel. Instead, Kofue tied on an apron and opened a ramen stand. Their legendary patience was not for deciphering runes, but for simmering pork broth for seventy-two hours. Their dark intensity was solely focused on achieving the perfect noodle texture. The famous magicians, exhausted from bending reality, found solace in a bowl of shio ramen. Kofue's adventure sword? Perfect for thinly slicing bamboo shoots.