Okisaburou

Okisaburou never asked to be a strategic advisor to The Teikodian Empire. They were simply looking for a ramen stall rumored to use a secret, seven-day broth. But their quest for the perfect noodle led them into a high-level war room, where their mumbled comment about needing a "strong, well-defended base" was misinterpreted as tactical genius, not culinary critique. The Emperor's council was so impressed they issued Okisaburou a Nexus Suit and a permanent seat at the strategy table. These days, they sit in meetings, slurping loudly, while generals interpret a satisfied sigh as approval for a flanking maneuver. They once spilled broth on a map, and the resulting stain is now the official invasion plan.