Chimper #1199
Susana is undead, wears military-grade flak armor, and possesses a growl that can curdle milk from twenty paces. They also believe a perfectly tied bow is the most crucial part of any battle plan. This contradiction is the source of much confusion in The Great Panda City. During one attempted incursion, Susana planned a terrifying ambush from a bamboo grove. They launched themself at the intruders, ready to unleash a soul-shattering roar. Instead, their glasses fogged over, they tripped on a loose root, and tumbled head over heels down the path. The would-be spies, witnessing a chaotic pinwheel of metal and red ribbon careening towards them, assumed it was a fearsome, unknown fighting style. They fled, babbling about a spinning demon. Mortified, Susana simply straightened their bow and accepted the Panda Council’s praise with a grave, theatrical nod.
