Chimper #1309
Urashirou was excommunicated over a critique of floral arrangements. Their declaration that the bamboo stalks in the council chamber were “spiritually vacant and offensively asymmetrical” was unfortunately made while gesturing wildly at a new defensive schematic. A guard, mistaking aesthetic outrage for strategic sabotage, raised the alarm. Cast out and fuming, Urashirou slumped against a cherry blossom tree, letting out a sigh of such profound, aristocratic despair that it shook a thousand petals loose in a perfect, shimmering vortex. The retired master Toto, napping nearby, mistook it for a sudden awakening of immense power. They told everyone they had witnessed a soul manifest its sorrow as a storm. Delegations now arrive daily with flawlessly symmetrical gifts, begging the "awakened one" to return. Urashirou simply assumes their impeccable taste is finally being recognized.
