Chimper #169
Neshia never defeated the rampaging Guzzle-Beast with a sword or spell. Ask the locals in The Heart of the Forest, and they’ll tell you Neshia simply pointed their Love Wand at the creature, which then sat down and began to weep about feeling underappreciated. Another story claims they once quelled a territorial dispute between two families by making everyone’s shoes tie together. Their methods are unorthodox, their expression is perpetually calm, and their power grew not in battle, but while successfully mediating an argument between a squirrel and a tree. Even the great sorcerer Ozawa was heard muttering that Neshia’s evolved energy was “the most bafflingly effective form of crowd control” they had ever seen. Most adventurers collect scars; Neshia collects thank-you notes.