Chimper #2375
The crisp scent of freezing wind whipping through bamboo shoots usually calms Ichina. This is helpful, as their high-tech visor is currently flashing an urgent alert about the structural integrity of a nearby mochi cake. They received the Galactic Hoodie and visor from a traveler who spoke of cosmic threats and strategic defense. Here in The Great Panda City, however, Ichina uses the gear's analytical power to determine the optimal moment to pluck a cherry blossom, predict which members of the Panda Council will fall asleep during meetings, and locate the fluffiest steamed buns with 98% accuracy. Younger chimps seek their wisdom, which now comes with statistical data. "True strength is like the bamboo," Ichina advises, "flexible, yet rooted. Also, there's a 14% chance you'll trip on that loose stone."