Shirousaburou

Every morning, Shirousaburou meticulously reapplies their war paint, adjusts their shades, and polishes their combat pole until it gleams. Then, they open their tiny fruit stall near the cherry blossoms of The Great Panda City. The routine is well-known. A customer asking for a slightly bruised apple is met with a firm, defensive stance. An attempt to haggle is treated as a strategic negotiation, with the pole used to point at prices with battlefield gravity. They once used it to fend off a particularly aggressive bee, accidentally disarming a passing Panda Council guard in the process. Despite their intense methods, they are a terrible merchant, often getting so lost in their tactical posturing they forget to take the payment.