Chimper #4531
Every morning, Eijurou polishes their collection, carefully selecting the flattest, smoothest river stone to display on their headgear for the day. This ritual infuriated their training instructor in Waterfall City, who insisted a future plaza guard should be practicing stances, not admiring rocks. 'Your mind wanders!' they'd bark, as Eijurou calculated a stone's skipping potential. Their big moment wasn't a duel, but the Great Eel Escape, when a merchant's cart tipped over. As eels wriggled toward the falls, Eijurou unleashed a perfectly aimed volley of skipping stones, herding them back into a fishing net with a series of precise 'plinks.' Their instructor was speechless. Eijurou was just happy none of their prize stones were lost.