Chimper #479
Tonanrou did not touch the pulsating crystal in the heart of The Crystal Highlands of Armaria to gain ultimate power. They just thought it looked like a very delicious piece of rock candy. The chaotic surge didn't grant them cosmic insight; it rearranged their face, gave their eyes a spooky glow, and earned them a lifetime ban from the wizards’ annual bake-off. Now an outcast, they learned their transformation was eerily similar to that of Hen'i-tai, a fact they found deeply unhelpful. To make amends for turning a sacred monolith into jelly, they took on work as a shadow agent. Their idea of stealth involves tripping over their ancient sabre and apologizing so charmingly that the guards often just help them up.
