Chimper #5499
The junior mages in The Crystal Highlands of Armaria claim Seraha is a failed experiment—an attempt to create a perfect night-walker that resulted in a chimp obsessed with pantry raids. As a trainee, they were tasked with studying the resonant frequencies of the sacred monoliths. Instead, Seraha discovered the glowing stones were perfect for toasting bread. They show no talent for scrying or spellcraft, but can navigate the fortress kitchens with a supernatural stealth that baffles the guards. They once tried to trade a priceless focusing crystal for a jar of gooseberry jam. No one knows if they are a genius playing a long game or just... simple. But that smear of toast on their face is not an accident; it is a philosophy.