Chitoo

Chitoo was hired to dust the scrolls in the grand palace archives. The work was simple, the marble corridors were quiet, and no one questioned their galactic hoodie. It was perfect, until the incident with the inkwell. While reaching for a high shelf, they sneezed. A burst of pink energy, the exact shade of their visor, shot from their fingertips and transformed the priceless inkwell into a flock of tiny, squawking songbirds. An esteemed court advisor witnessed it all, declaring it not an accident, but a masterful display of otherworldly transmutation. Suddenly, Chitoo was promoted to Chief Ontological Analyst. These days, they 'evaluate' priceless artifacts, grinning nervously and trying very, very hard not to sneeze again.