Chimper #863
The most confusing figure in The Great Panda City isn't a warrior or a ghost; it's a food critic. Watami arrived looking the part of a seasoned traveler, their vigilant gaze and neat goatee suggesting a chimper of purpose and worldly experience. The Panda Council assumed they sought wisdom. They were wrong. Watami sought seasoning. After one bite of the city's signature dish—unadorned bamboo—their composure shattered. These days, they spend their time delivering passionate, rambling monologues on the virtues of salt, the tragedy of textural monotony, and the untapped culinary potential of river moss. Their quest is to introduce the locals to a wider palate, a mission met with polite, bamboo-muffled chewing.
