Saneyoshi

Saneyoshi tripped over a pulsating geode, sending a carton of strawberry milk arcing across a priceless scrying monolith. Two Rock Wizards, deep in arcane debate, fell silent. They watched the pink liquid drip in patterns no prophecy had ever foretold. “The Milky Way Omen!” one whispered, pointing a trembling finger. Saneyoshi, wiping milk from their gleeful face, tried to apologize, but was hailed as a genius. They insisted it was just breakfast, which the wizards interpreted as profound humility. Tasked with locating a ‘destabilizing force’ revealed in the slop, Saneyoshi aimlessly wandered The Crystal Highlands of Armaria until they found a wobbly gem propping up a wizard’s lunch table. It was, of course, the exact source of the disturbance.