Chimper #1795
Rioto was, for one glorious evening, the most celebrated ramen chef in The Crystal Highlands of Armaria. Obsessed with creating the ultimate dish, they spent a year simmering a broth infused with powdered monolith shards and what they believed were ancient flavor-enhancing herbs. The result was the 'Noodle Bowl of Eternity.' They took the first, triumphant sip in front of a crowd of wizards, and the pot exploded. The blast didn't kill them; it made them unable to die. The tragedy is that it also permanently obliterated their tastebuds and locked their face in an expression of demonic-eyed surprise. They can live forever but can never again taste soup. Their immortality is a cosmic joke, and they are the punchline.
