Mokutarou

Merchants who brave The Dragon Wastelands tell tales of a silent guardian in a red panda mask who can incapacitate foes without ever drawing their ancient sabre. The truth is far more embarrassing and involves a poorly-timed picnic. Mokutarou had just found a sheltered spot to enjoy their lunch when they stumbled upon a dozen rowdy mercenaries dividing their loot. Startled, they dropped their entire bento box. A hard-boiled egg rolled with uncanny accuracy and smacked the largest mercenary on the nose. Thinking a rival had ambushed them, the mercenary threw a punch, missed, and a full-scale, clumsy brawl erupted. Mokutarou watched from the fog, their poker face a mask for pure panic. By the time it was over, the mercenaries had knocked each other out. Mokutarou just wanted their egg back.