Chimper #3674
Naoshi keeps a very detailed, and very secret, list of every accident that built their heroic reputation. It began on their first visit to The Crystal Highlands of Armaria, where they tripped while delivering a package, accidentally unleashing a box of magically multiplying glitter-moths that scared off a would-be gem thief. The wizards hailed their brilliant use of "distraction psionics." The scar on their cheek came not from a blade, but from trying to remove a stubborn, magically-adhered piece of confetti after the "battle." They were gifted tactical gear they don't understand and a title they didn't earn. These days, they just smile charmingly, adjust the red bow in their hair, and hope no one ever asks them to perform another miracle.