Chimper #4944
Without fail, Tazuru begins each day by offering unsolicited, meandering advice to the fishers at the base of Waterfall City. The job is technically 'guardian,' but Tazuru interprets this as 'chief conversationalist.' Their reputation was sealed the day a frog merchant asked for the time. Tazuru, eager to help, launched into a ten-minute monologue about the sun's position relative to a peculiar cloud, punctuating a point with a flourish of their panda fan. The fan clipped a crate of ceremonial dyes, which tumbled into the river, turning the entire fish population a shocking azure blue. This caused a brief but fervent panic about a magical plague, ending only when Tazuru explained the whole thing—at great, unnecessary length.
