Chimper #1961
Utagorou was supposed to be a kabuki actor in The Teikodian Empire. They had the makeup, the dramatic flair, and a talent for looking tragically misunderstood. One day, while practicing a scene near the palace armory, they grabbed what they thought was a prop sword. It was, in fact, the Frost Katana. A grand, sweeping gesture meant to signify heartbreak instead flash-froze three training dummies and the Captain of the Guard's prize bonsai tree. This accidental display of power was mistaken for a masterful new fighting style. Their panicked apologies were seen as humble koans. Word reached Yasuke, who, upon witnessing the chaos, declared them a natural genius. Their subsequent evolution was just the universe committing to the bit. These days, Utagorou teaches a dojo full of students trying to master the 'Falling Leaf Feint,' a move born the day they slipped on a discarded fruit peel.