Chimper #4236
One perfectly tied red bow, one ninja mask that constantly fogs up their spectacles, and one debilitating crush. Before, Unehiko was a simple wanderer, content to meander from the fishing boats at the base of the great waterfall to the stone plaza at its peak. Then they saw a certain chimp training near the giant fish statue, and their world tilted. Suddenly, โwanderingโ wasnโt enough; they had to be โimpressive.โ This led to a series of questionable decisions, chief among them joining a brawl alongside the legendarily fierce Hiro. Unehiko spent the entire fight less concerned with the enemy and more with keeping their bow from getting splashed with mud. The object of their affection noticed them, but not for their valor. They simply walked over afterward and asked, with a wry smile, if Unehiko could even see through those things.