Chimper #2163
The rock wizards of The Crystal Highlands of Armaria whisper that Roju was exiled from the fortress for some catastrophic magical accident. The truth is, Roju left because the constant, low hum of the great spinning monoliths was messing with their afternoon naps. They were simply too loud. These days, they live a quiet life on the slopes below, perfectly content to watch the beautiful sunsets without any accompanying arcane explosions. Every few weeks, a panicked magician finds them, babbling about temporal distortions or ethereal energy surges. Roju just listens patiently, offers them some dried fruit, and suggests they might be overthinking it. Last week, Bakuhatsu sought them out about a rogue fire elemental. Roju advised trying a bucket of water. It worked.